Things that rhyme with snerple

1. I found a study buddy in math. This is good, for, I am bad at math. You see..math and I..have never really gotten along. It's like oil and water: it may look tasty, but trust me brother - you don't want to consume it.2. I got a 'B' on my Spanish test. You know, the one I studied for 30 minutes before the actual test. This makes me wonder: what the hell would I have gotten if I had actually put in more study time? Common sense tells me that I would have gotten a 'D'..because that is how it works. Really. Ask Jesus. 3.I was going to talk to my advisor after the afore mentioned Spanish class, but I made the mistake of having ramen before hand. Ramen makes me thirsty. I spent most of my hour and twenty minutes of class time thinking about water. And, for some reason, Jello. The latter concerns me, I think I am coming down with something. Something Jello related. 4.I am waiting for Mike's brother to email me back, for I got the strangest email from him this morning saying that he was very sick. I'm concerned. 5. I go to work soon, and I swear to God, if one more person says "It didn't ring up, it must be free!" to me, I am going to kill them and then enpale their corpse on the end of a pointy stick and place the pointy stick at the entrance of the store -- as a warning to the others. 6.Paul is a winner for putting up with me and my madcrazy mood swings. I think he deserves a round of applause. Or a duck. I think he would prefer the latter, personally. (Huzzah)